My husband teaching his newly divorced mom how to play Stardew Valley

I saw that

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The Maddest Lad

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he's about to unlock a new skill

Man robs bank without arms

She gudgeon on my pintle till I hinge

Scored 90+, still doesn't even know wtf is an adverb.

Someone stole my favorite drawing

This is not the drawing this is just an example of my work. A couple years back me and about 20 of my “friends” had a really nice magic mushroom party. I decided to spend my trip drawing something based on suggestions from two of my friends one of which was a vampire and the other being a butterfly. I melded the two ideas into what came out being this insanely dark warlock looking entity with butterfly wing shaped mixes of black barely touched with vibrant colors. It was all done with ink. The page was almost all black but the highlights made it look amazing and have it all of its shape and depth. I was so proud of it and to this day it is my favorite piece of art I ever made. I left it in my drawing book and never took a picture because I figured I’d always have it. Months later I left the book at my brothers house for about a week. I came back and grabbed the book. A little while later, maybe a couple days, I went to go sketch something up only to find someone had taken the page with that drawing out of that book. To this day I don’t know who stole it.