Naught to eat but death

Hey just like my mental health!

“The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack.”

What's wrong with these women?

I could turn Osama bin laden ... with reckless driving

Source: texting my gf about a murderer on the loose

tO All BItches of Reddit!

Our Government.

Legal yandere with no filter

Woman in question reported to have explaimed "Awwww shit" before throwing hands.

Title is a joke nerds

Deformed offspring of the Kool-Aid man

Scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off https://youtu.be/E5Zn2Fv6n6Q?feature=shared

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem / Conservatives are mad that "they made Splinter gay" because of their inability to critique media, they'll find the real truth right up their alley.