What did I just read?

I really don’t know if this counts

"I accidentally fingered a dead moles butt hole in front of several children to try and find a bug."

he is a proud father.

“Explosive diarrhoea made me look like a predator”

Your ears will get pregnant.

she mustve been very angry

A pizzeria owner from the Boston area has been convicted of using pandemic relief funds to buy an alpaca farm in Vermont and fund his radio programme.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66678562.amp

“Mid-log”

From a local instagram account.

Basketball roundness must be some kind of illusion caused by perspective and mirages.

“hijacked the rainbow as if it was their own”