"a man who would wear your skin like a windbreaker if it benefited him"

"Are We Counting Queenie furiously saucing her taco to the minotaur? Because if she's a voodoo doll..."

The moment your net worth surpasses $1 million, you lose all fear of baskets.

"Plant genitals tend to smell better to us than human genitals"

What did I just read?

I really don’t know if this counts

"I accidentally fingered a dead moles butt hole in front of several children to try and find a bug."

he is a proud father.

“Explosive diarrhoea made me look like a predator”

Your ears will get pregnant.

she mustve been very angry