Red card for putting his finger up his opponents arsehole

Saggy wizard sleeve

Don't want to talk about the OP, it's awful.

Enough Reddit for today I guess

Revellers play in tomato pulp

Oh boy 🤦

A man has been warned by police after allowing am enormous horned Watusi bull to ride in the passenger seat of his car.

https://www.scottishlegal.com/articles/and-finally-16

“Can you find images of JFK in booty shorts? You can’t, because he was just a simple whore. Bill Clinton is a carefree slut.”

We gotta whip out the sperm canon and paint the walls...

"Trying to get your asshole to stop hyperventilating"

A comment in response to an article claiming that weed smokers have more heavy metals in their body than the average person

I'd need it to get through the day too if I had that job