How to clean this black sticky goo?

I’m trying to clean underneath my oven and found this black sticky stuff. What’s the best way to cut through the grime, especially given the space?

Marble Table Colored Ink

Spilled some water onto a piece of paper from our printer and the ink got onto the table. Any tips on how we might get this out of the marble table?

Nordic Siesta

Heil Spez

Y’all Europeans weak, Netherlands manly 💪😎🥶🥶

Is this true?

What in the third world hell is this Greece!?

Google tells me that this indeed does mean put your shit covered paper in the bin.

What do we think about this?

Barry the royal women abuser

Goodnight children

Traffic laws are merely a suggestion.