Kind of weird when the crab cake has no crab meat in it

CPR

Somebody dumped this beside my car when I got home with my son

I got home from Wendy’s with my son. I passed this woman walking on the road right before my house. When I parked my car and got out she said sorry I made an accident and didn’t want anybody to step in it. This was weird because she literally just walked to the side of my car when I got out so there was no time for an “accident.” When I went around to look at what it was there was a pile of what looks like wood chips? This seemed weird because idk who would be walking around carrying that. I took my son inside and went back to investigate and there was nothing underneath the pile. Also nowhere else had this pile, it was just by my car. The whole experience seemed odd.

Well

Portia Potty

The most weird and insane beautiful moon this night. Normally it’s totally dark at this time 🌕 ( 02.3

Found a pile of rooster heads at a scenic turnout

Stopped to take in the view of Kittitas county and saw this pile of rooster heads. I counted about 10 heads, there was also an empty container of salt, two dropped eggs, and suspicious tinfoil.

Early 1900s french poster about beans

I work at a linenbacking/poster restoration place. I just started cracking up today at this ridiculously gorgeous but unnecessary antique French poster. Like who fucking needed this poster about the types of beans in 1910s France and explain to me why they needed this amazing layout to explain it. The French were known for their poster design during the late 1800s and early 1920s so we regularly see French advertising and travel posters from this era but this has been one of the most bizarre posters I’ve seen in the shop.

This numbers appear at night covering all the sidewalk close to my high school

I think he should call immediately

Found out the wife and I are different after years of marriage