Why doesn't I Promise rebrand as Ohio State Preparatory? Are they stupid? Well yes, obviously, but you guys get it

Explain this in NBA terms

Nba fan base either learned how to jerk or is legitimately disabled

Name the NBA player

LeBron died in 2020 and since then they used a LeDouble. Seek out the truth.

out of all the days to unveil the statute, it’s vs denver, how ironic 😹

Who is this guy? I don’t watch basketball

You jerkers like my new Jordans?

New jerker here. Look at this meme I made

Explain in superteam terms

What was Kobe Bryant showing these lovely young ladies on his phone?