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A 3 minute walk is absolutely unacceptable ...

So let's complain about the 1 hour bus ride instead 🤦🏼‍♀️

Promote SH to sell your game?

The games project makeover…

BUT MY COUNTRY IS NOT HAPPY ANY MORE

Hospitals are dangerous.

In a screenshot, Elon Musk accidentally lets everyone see his other account, where he poses as his four year old alter ego.

Poor Tim

What did Tim do to deserve this?

But NASA uses...

Who won?

I love self-facepalm ​

“attracted to the worst men” There Emily fixed it for you. 🤦🏽‍♂️