I think this about somes up the performance of the Russian army thus far.

This insane birthing plan

Catholicism started after Jesus' death. So I'd rather be in hell with Jesus. And Anne Frank!

nothing suspicious

it make no sense

"Do you know what this means? Yes because I made up a definition"

"Billionaires don't wake up at 5am"

The American dream

Spoiler alert

#facepalm

So inspiring

Big Pharma attacks Big Pharma