Do not research photos of this man.

Unless you want to be *distressed.*

This one's for my Antiochean homies

The Destiny of the gods, the Twilight of the age

Unicorn of the sea

Absolute unit of a baguette

This Curly Fry (12 inch Sub for comparison)

Absolute banana unit

Anon forgot he's already in a cult

Crowing cock

Anon finds a hobby

Life isn't fair