Coworkere bought me a bag as a work farewell present because i like the green ones, what a stitch up.

This “pothole” I encountered, must have been a good 6 inches deep

The way you can clearly see it used to be £17.99...

TIL that jimmy buffett died and remembered that jimmy caused a small local venue, parrot head cafe, to close with a cease and desist in North Little Rock Arkansas. Fuck jimmy buffett

Someone stole our basil last night

I hope they stub their toe daily.

I keep seeing this and i think i know why the comments are disabled

I'm a guy (m24) and i look at this and i feel it's weird to classify meals into gender oriented categories. That shit honestly looks good as fuck, but in all seriousness it feels like if they made a recipe with medium rare beef and some asparagus and zucchini and just call it "guy dinner 6.9" or some shit, that looks like a regular ass meal i would eat if i wanted something quick and simple. I don't even consider myself a feminist but i think it's retarded to make a recipe directed towards women or men in particular, "sorry bro, this recipe is for trans men who are trying to express their masculine side" Idk, all i see is a delicious looking meal that's still really good for you

SIL bought us watermelons less than 36 hrs ago...

Woke up to this 😑

This is seriously what comes up on MSN when I filter world news

Apparently basketball, the longest mullet in Tennessee, and what happened 80 years ago during WW2 is considered world news

This kid sitting in front of me in the movie theatre

Pulling the tab off is already hard enough

MIL wears my shoes to the beach, leaves them in the house like this.

This was just the sand you could see upon immediately picking them up, there were handfuls under the footbeds.