Needed some caffeine at work, had to pour in out into a cup.

Does this bother anyone else?

had a party invite for tonight. obviously, forget her. but it’s pretty rude. The way I was raised, she should apologize and tell the last person invited to not come, instead of me.

Anyone can clearly look at my account and tell that I'm a 20 year old man, anyways here's a pervy bot I started messing around with

These confusing switches to configure your cookie preferences. Does 1 mean "on" and 0 mean "off" or does green mean "on" and red mean "off"?

Why did they pack my pringles like this

Freshly opened and what a disappointment

Perfectly centered photo found in my AirBnB

Guilt tripping me into buying promotions

I have a public profile because I like sharing my nature and archeology photos with everyone. Unfortunately, I often (basically every picture I post) get contacted by orgs trying to scam me for a "promotion". This one is the first to try and guilt trip me. And not very subtle at that lol

Don't buy Hulu with an existing disney account.

Chat completely stopped working after this.

🎶 I got it at Ross 🎶

Ross is so concerned with getting stolen from that they're ruining the products for the people who actually buy them. Rubbing alcohol will take care of this, but there was already a sticker on the back of this thing; how absolutely necessary was it to throw a second tear-apart sticker onto the mirror itself?

Jimmy Buffet has moved on to Paradise 🧉

Thanks for the fun memories. Fins-Up 🦈