I wonder how long it took to think of both puns

Lied so Hard

Top tier joke

r/theglowup

Well in that case…

Follow up to the other day. She got 37 years. He got 32 years.

Horrible.

Canadian man beat his girlfriend and crushes his daughter's skull before stuffing her in a suitcase. Likely will spend 7 or less years in Prison after time served and other mitigating factors

…These guys

Woman takes a bunch of food from a food pantry despite not being low income and then brags about it online.

What should he do tho?