Bovine University

A Dis-knee Slapper

I bought a bike last night, and the reason I chose this specific one was because it was pretty and matched the aesthetic I was going for. Then I wake up this morning and he’s dead.

I had never consciously heard of him up until I saw his name on my bike, I thought he was a design artist or something like that. Is this strange, or what? I killed Jimmy Buffet. 😭😭

Creepy voodoo doll appeared.

Okay so basically, my friend just told me this weird creepy story that I'm extremely intrigued by and want answers to for the both of us. My friend lives at a farmhouse right next to a graveyard. She always likes to go there at night, why? I'm not exactly sure honestly. I mean why not I guess. Well anyways, she decided to go there with one of her neighbors friends, lets call him Greg. They are in the graveyard and Greg takes it upon himself to literally SPIT on a random grave that was put there not even a month beforehand.... and after going back a couple days later, they find this scary and weird doll that we have researched for hours about and found nothing like it. What in the world is that?! There is no way its a coincidence that it ended up at the exact same grave as the one that was spat on. This also happened in April 2023 so.

Do I take bro home?

Grease John travolta looks like Donkey from Shrek

No words

This is the second call I’ve gotten from a no caller ID. I think it’s the same person and they know me by name so they’re probably someone I used to know but does anyone know how I could find their number?

I didn’t know Jackie Chan could give birth?

(Mods please don’t delete this it doesn’t violate any rule)

Yes, you should be sorry… Just WHY?

Is this a troll? Or do people really have these weird fetishes?

Interesting activities happening at the campground I see.

Drawings? On my Amazon Box

I cannot make this up. Luckily I’m not a Karen but I could see someone being really upset about this lmaoo (I did not draw this it came like this I swear)