The US Navy Will Not Be Caught Napping... Unless It's a Sunday Morning

Whoops

This section from 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' is some... interesting foreshadowing, anyway

Drop dead

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"You fail test. Get out my house."

Divivity Ooooooh! SIN

To anyone who doesn't know.

Just greet them and go, please

I can't help that my blood is irresistible

They claim they aren't satire, and I'm not buying it