Saw this on Instagram thought it fit perfectly here

Cum-fu

this same guy called all Arabs "rapists and slave owners" if he didnt seem crazy enough, this is what he thinks of his wife and kids. i love america

Mother went off the deep-end and blocked me

After years of this it looks like I’m finally free

Maternal grandfather who only speaks to me once a year, on my birthday.

For context, he sent me some birthday money a couple of days late (I don't care about that at all, I only mention this as it's why I wasn't just checking my Venmo randomly) and he decided this was an appropriate response to me not immediately thanking him. Apparently he has no concept of turning notifications off for all apps besides texts and phone calls.

My dad made a Facebook dating profile saying he had no kids, wtf

No mom it doesn’t

She's blowing you a kiss 😘

The real roman empire heir

Rare German W

Peak German slander 💀