In Zoolander (2001) it’s not that funny.

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In Supergirl (2023) Ezra Miller stole so much screentime from Sasha Calle that they had to change the name of the movie

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For The Flash (2023), the director paid homage to the earlier DC Films by featuring a mustache-less Henry Cavill in CGI.

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The Flash (2023), streaming on Max, created a record number of TV sales. These sales were a consequence of viewers punching their old TV screens during all the close-ups of Ezra Miller’s face.

I mean, seriously, who thought “Hey, let’s get this second-rate Leigh Whannell right in front of the camera as much as possible!” and believed it to be a good idea?

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If you watch these in chronological or release order, you won't see their connections, because they’re not a fucking trilogy.

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In the Justice League animated series (2001-2004), Kalibak is a supposedly strong guy, whose only role is to be humiliatingly defeated, a reference to his being voiced by Michael Dorne, who also played Worf.

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This creature slithered across my foot when I was spending the night with my grandparents.

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Come on in

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Are you really that keen to watch your number twos pass before your eyes?

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uh...

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I can't unsee it now

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