Stay Sober Then...

I’ll hop right on this order! The sad part is some sucker will accept it

how would you enforce this exactly?

i like the idea that they are trying to get people to stop stealing food but how tf would this work are they planning to track you down and arrest you 🤔

Do Dashers like stuff like this? I set it out there so they don't have to stoop down and put it on the floor

Crazy DoorDash glitch today is the worst glitch I’ve ever experienced on any of these apps

This has now happened 3 times today. Whatever this glitch is I hope they fix it by tomorrow. Logging off. Not dealing with this BS. Sometimes I really wonder how DoorDash stays in business!!!

Priority for shop and don't? K, not dashing now then

Now Responding to Your Query....Number 24!

Gotta figure someone told them to pick an American name they liked when working chat support. They really took the ball and ran with it.

Food Delivery humor

Food delivery humor

Ordered and was delivered the wrong order, I went to help and got it reordered, but does the new dasher not get the original tip?

Dude has been stalling, holding my food while waiting for me to reply 🙄

I already tipped the guy. Do they not realize we can see their location? I can literally see the dot in my parking lot, just sitting there. They guy is actually just changing the time further and further away... geez. I'm not tipping the dude twice

Star wars 🤣