I’m playing Pokémon on my calculator

Randomly looked at my odometer.

I have weed shampoo and conditioner

Uninteresting window view

My water damaged ceiling

Francesco is a weird looking car.

Never pause a Disney movie. Especially Cars 1, 2, and 3. What expression is that help-

The tree in front of my house we cut down earlier today is still there on google street view. (note: this photo is not of my house)

I have a silly pet as well and you don’t (except for the person with the dog and cat)

Safety

I'm currentl thinking about something hilarious that happened about two weeks ago.

He's coming for you.