OMG guy’s something scratched me

parental conspiracy #1

I have a bad quality zoom on my phone camera

I thought I had lost my Reddit account

I didn’t

Bad sign

I don't drink alcohol.

A tortoise with a hat

Youtube Shorts

Went to feed the ducks today (took this hours ago)

My hair rn after putting my hand through it once

My hair is not naturally curly

Made a tea in my British mug because I’m British.