I have a toe and you don’t

I have gone fishing.

No I haven't caught anything.

Shoes

My birthday meal this evening

My Amazon wishlist

I have a silly pet, too and you don‘t (except the guy with the dog)

666 karma

Just ran 10 laps and i feel amazing

OMG guy’s something scratched me

parental conspiracy #1

I have a bad quality zoom on my phone camera