Today I got 2 forks in my Greggs pasta instead of 1

Michael Jordan has scored 38,652 more points than me during his career in the NBA.

My favorite color is periwinkle

Tried sourdough today. Tastes like bread

I have a silly baby and u don't

Her name's Keyla btw

This is my gaming setup

A drawing from Patrick star

This is my favourite drink (I promise I'm straight)

I watched a whole Xiaflex ad

Pet Rock

one of my mosquito bites has the shape of a heart