What is it now?

Shots fired

To the guy who's whining about not being able to get their new vape cause their back hurts. I stole it.

I don’t have a spider

I have an invisible pen

I separate my Red Hots based on color.

Amazon calling me a rat

Check out this t-shirt I got.

This is my favourite spoon

My towel holder

I cried

The lack of a dot on the i makes the brand name of these lightbulbs look like something bad