Imagine you were an ordinary person and was watching the news in the star wars universe

The Arm Folder

I am the Senate!

How did Darth Vader survive this strike to the neck with little more than sparks and "Ooof!" Are the writers stupid? They really nerfed lightsabers!

Why did Vader's lightsaber ignite from the wrong end? Are the writers stupid? They made Return of the Jedi completely unwatchable /s

Thank you!

Imagine talking like this with someone IRL

Mimban stormtroopers be like...

It Never Ends

Something something poor aim

Calling it now, if these strikes are still going into next year... Disney is gonna be forced to (finally) release this show.