Boy do I have egg on my face...and by egg I mean a massive death toll.

so me

so me because i can’t get out of bed for being too depressed

Putin is coming to town

Dan & Debbi love story lock forever 😂

He never said happy birthday back

70,000 people are trapped in the middle of nowhere at Burning Man, after rain turned the desert into a giant mud pit. Nothing can get in or out.

F is for failure

I knew there was more to it

Oh the irony..

Not sure if it's funny or sad that Trump's NFTs sold out in just a day

Somebody needs to check for a pulse