Time to fertilize the lawn.

Two bucks...and it only transports matter...

Hey, daddy baby, we're movie producers now. And we're Jewish!

In the opening, every character that Bart skateboards past is a regular, apart from this guy carrying a bowling ball. Who is he?

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaaaming!

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll remember it.

Finding Simpsons in the wild just paddles my canoe

Eh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a...

The life coping technique I still use to this day

"I'll KILL that Mr. Burns! And eh...WOUND that Mr. Smithers!"

I have to pay to see my own grandson! That's the Democrats for ya.