How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?

What would you order in this bar?

It’s Kurn’s, stupid!

Oh yes, we won! We won, we won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won’t be going for pizza

Favorite quote where Moe's keeps talking in credits

Okay. Oh, this is a shell that, to me-- this is just me talking-- it looks like a helmet for a mouse.

Time to fertilize the lawn.

Two bucks...and it only transports matter...

Hey, daddy baby, we're movie producers now. And we're Jewish!

In the opening, every character that Bart skateboards past is a regular, apart from this guy carrying a bowling ball. Who is he?

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaaaming!

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll remember it.