I wish my bank was at least this honest...

Favorite non-english joke?

While rare most hit good.

Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy. Take a note! From now on, I'm only going to be good and kind to everyone.

Jump Free Willy!

Oh there’s something wrong with what MY Malibu Stacy says…

Lisa, here is as the French say, "Le fake diorama."

Don’t you even know dignity when you see it ?!?

Uh-oh. The little fat boy and his family are in trouble.

I'll be honest with you, Lisa. I never did the tests. (S9E8)

Favourite Barney moment

What is Milhouse being accused of?

S6E2