Let's give it up for the world's best melon

My new water carrier. What are your opinions?

For legal reasons: don’t drink this perfectly tasting, clean spring water

(smacks lips) noice!

Ed messed up.

why I choose antinatalism

Neckbeard's Tekken Career Might Be Over

Not sure if this counts

This makes no sense

The stupidest thing I found today

Stumbled across this on another website. Could smell the bearded neck in the first line.