They’re so close

It's funny because you affirm my delusions!

Wait... do women actually do this?

Yeah, I'm sure that's what happened...

Overdosed on 110 benzos and opioids and my(F28) mom(F53) just screamed at me, turn over my room for drugs and threatened to jump off the building when I tried to escape from her

She took my favourite razors and now I feel so insecure about it and now I have no privacy at all Fun fact: I managed to pick locked her drawer where she kept my box of benzos just by learning from playing skyrim I’m proud of myself

cursed_advice

My daughter asked for help finding a word in her word search booklet. I literally can’t find a single one.

JoJo\'s Bizarre Shitposts

HAHA yes this is shitpost and not true at all HAHHAHA (praise spez)

Heil spez

Homemade bolognese, first attempt. [OC]