Today is not my birthday

My laptop has a D key

I’m drinking chocolate milk and you aren’t

The difference between a heavily used and brand new guitar pick

My safari is melting

I wonder why it is melting

Onion ring

Onion ring

I have an avocado and you don't

My biological parents had sex at least once

Breath of the Wild [FANART]

found an elusive fireblight korok in Hebra 😈

Insane Savage Lynel Sword I found, Attack up +40 with total attack of 98