R.i.p to that dog.

Never lie to the police

That is true tho

I deserve a raise

One of these is not like the others

Welp, it seems that I'm a hardcore alcoholic now

I didn't think he understood the assignment

We don’t reveal our age, just our email address

Everything else comes after A

Vegetable Fried Rice. Contains one vegetable particle.

Anon has a good boss.