Is anyone able to translate this reciept a customer left?

watch those wrist rockets!!! they’ve brought in the supers…take em down!!!

The guy she tells you not to worry about

Cringe meme but it's approved by Obi Wan

Guys, I urgently need the third round of these comments.

I can't be angry with you.

Life wasn't so dattebayo anymore

"Bring BALANCE to the FOREST, not leave it in ASHES!"

Seller’s description: After meeting Commander Fox

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