Paid $7 for an order of “cheesy tots” to get FIVE tater tots

Out for lunch at the mall, I laughed out loud when I picked up the order

Somehow $1781 total for 3 nights is advertised as “$303 per night”.

Our 9 year old lawn mower just died today.

Didn't even make a full loop around the yard and then it just suddenly stopped. Any tips for why this may have happened would help. We just topped it off with gas and we checked the air filter, oil seems fine but me and my dad don't know what else. Last resort is the fuel pipe is clogged.

My neighbor in the apartment next to me is plays their music so loud I can Shazam it from inside my bathroom.

This is the 3rd or 4th application I've done where the expected hours are only listed a few pages into the application process.

I am not a morning person. I cannot work morning shifts. Could y'all just put this information on the actual job listing so I can stop wasting my time??

The arrow buttons and OK button on this hotel remote

Why Me??????!!!!!!

My mother didn't pull the plastic protector off of the plug

I don't think that is how buying in bulk works

It’s noon. In AZ. In a parking lot. In the summer.

It’s really hot in AZ with the heat today, but also, this was in a large parking lot at high noon. Sure, it’s not 110, but it is 98 with 54% relative humidity. It’s too hot for these babies. Stop breeding dogs. Stop abusing them too.

Huh?

The mint is not double stuffed