My Niece got this Temporary Tattoo from One of those Coin Machines

Let me know if you can figure out what’s wrong with it… 🤦🏻‍♂️

American healthcare

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Pull tab broke

Bought protective case for my companies iPad that was advertised to be able to survive being run over by a truck. Should not have tested it.

The way my teenage daughter uses toothpaste, wtf???

September just started.

I don't even get excited for Christmas anymore because I see so goddamn early that I just don't want to do anything with the damn holiday.

When a puzzle piece looks like it fits but it doesn’t.

If only these letters had a respective color on a Xbox controller

Guess I’m working overtime

Store charging 16.99 per pound of organic lemons. Half a lemon is 1.70!