"you are a tar pit and I am going to throw a match into you"

He released his demons

To comment on homosexuality

She delayed the flight by an hour

That's gonna be an ouch from me dog. (from a YouTube short called are you still supporting Yandere dev? And I the second comment isn't an insult)

Idk man… looks like Philomena Cunk to me

Losing your dignity be like

Holy shit dude you fricken killed her

hot dog water

This reply in the MLB subreddit

I'll have a mf uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh