He that he was a prophet or something and he told me he had taken a vow of celibacy because he had god like sexual prowess which was too dangerous to be wielded around mortals.

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A vessel for pasta

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I guess they dunno how to draw gay porn (Not NSFW)

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If Donald Duck ate 47 of the letter red, how many pancakes would it take to get to the moon on a Tuesday morning?

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“They would have to give me a muscle relaxer to get my rectum to let go of the seat”

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Bratwurst gobbling c*nt

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Watch this vapid cockwomble floundering like a guppy in a puddle.

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Uh.. yup. This is a sentence now.

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r/NCD is a goldmine

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Oglethormp

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Rust developer Oppenheimer would be a catboy

Source: https://twitter.com/eiritana/status/1697708366586343527?t=2byAds7rxDyAFj5VmEqGpQ&s=19

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