“Next, dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of the unborn child”

The next 120 minutes are apes jerking off on keyboards with no intermission or emissions.

He that he was a prophet or something and he told me he had taken a vow of celibacy because he had god like sexual prowess which was too dangerous to be wielded around mortals.

A vessel for pasta

I guess they dunno how to draw gay porn (Not NSFW)

If Donald Duck ate 47 of the letter red, how many pancakes would it take to get to the moon on a Tuesday morning?

“They would have to give me a muscle relaxer to get my rectum to let go of the seat”

Bratwurst gobbling c*nt

Watch this vapid cockwomble floundering like a guppy in a puddle.

Uh.. yup. This is a sentence now.

r/NCD is a goldmine