I have a playlist for when I want to feel like this

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“Fukushima’d some radon out her chocolate starfish”

Context: Nancy and Bartise were contestants in Season 3 of a popular Netflix Reality TV Show called Love is Blind. On her first (or second?!) date with Bartise they were in a bathtub together and she shared some TMI stuff about going to the bathroom and this scene happened… I wouldn’t even know what the hell this sentence was saying if it wasn’t prefaced with some context! 😂

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Just Rimworld things

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You ever say something and instantly regret existing?

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A Russian Roulette of homosexual music

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Knee high paw boots

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Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor

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I have licked fire

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I love drinking chicken

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Commas, and Some Work on Phrasing, Make All the Difference

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Candace woman ever stop saying stupid stuff?

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