My favorite is from 1961

i like to stay home alone

I feel like a jerk, but

I put in an order from a place pretty close to where I live, and left a 15% tip, and then I got a message from the driver asking me to increase the tip (attached). I don’t want to make a mountain out of a mole hill, and I understand being under tipped because I’ve driven for DoorDash in the past, but I would never even think about sending a message like this to a customer. Thoughts?

I had to triple check before I realized it was a joke.

As a Cat Servant, what do I do with the 35 cans of Dog Food DD delivered?

Got someone else's order and this is all I get wtf

Slice = doordash (but shhh!)

How is this shiz even legal lol

Confused - when will I be charged for dashpass?

Is this normal? I would think if I’m not on the free trial anymore then it would be extremely clear… haven’t been charged since it expired 8/23

I hope this was the weirdest delivery he ever made

I was out on the lake by my house fishing in my canoe. 4 beers in, I realized I had zero snacks on deck. A friend suggested that I Doordash some. So I had the driver meet me at the boat launch and he handed it off to me without me ever leaving the water. Peter, YOU'RE A KING AMONG MEN!

...hmmmmmm 🤔

Dashing with dogs can be so hard!!