That's how they should be named

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On purchasing a first aid kit

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Riding a bike while blind

If I had 10 years to practice navigating while blindfolded, yeah, I’d probably have a decent chance.

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I would rather my student learn wit than learn how to regurgitate near-useless facts about the past.

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My favorite is from 1961

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i like to stay home alone

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I feel like a jerk, but

I put in an order from a place pretty close to where I live, and left a 15% tip, and then I got a message from the driver asking me to increase the tip (attached). I don’t want to make a mountain out of a mole hill, and I understand being under tipped because I’ve driven for DoorDash in the past, but I would never even think about sending a message like this to a customer. Thoughts?

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I had to triple check before I realized it was a joke.

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As a Cat Servant, what do I do with the 35 cans of Dog Food DD delivered?

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Got someone else's order and this is all I get wtf

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Slice = doordash (but shhh!)

How is this shiz even legal lol

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