What should I do in this position? (I'm homophobic)

Fuck

fr*nch guy tried to play me in chess (I'm white)

Holy seventuple coincidence (We really ran out of jokes?)

Holy Sextuple Coincidence

Day 81.5: The fire nation pawn on h2.5 was kidnapped and tortured by a gigantic mongrel for an estimated ~1 hour. The black bishop was also narrowly saved from the beast this morning. The original white queen’s whereabouts are still unknown, presumed murder by the same suspect.

Holy Septuple Coincidence!

Holy septuple coincidence

Holy Septuple Coincidence

Holy septuple coincidence

Prawnydagrate made me hungry so I made risotto (this is a culinary sub right)