What do I do in this position? The screen is calling me a retard and telling me to Google en passant

Can we call him Greg?

I think he looks like a Greg so pretty please can we call him Greg?

White just blundered this winning position! Black to move and gain a significant advantage

What do I do in this position? (I'm diamond pickaxe)

this has nothing to do with chess? am i stupid?

History was made

People in America when they have to pay 130000 when their pawn reaches the other end of the board when I don't have to pay anything.

chess variants are ruining chess (i am not physically able to play standard chess during chess.com events)

Won a game without a single piece on either side being captured!

Knook pancake

What do I do in this position (I'm White)