what do i do in this position? i have one portal left (ssf btw)

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Silly me for even trying

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What do I do in this position? (I don't wanna heil Spez)

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Guys can somebody tell me how to find more information on this symbol?

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What do I do in this position? The screen is calling me a retard and telling me to Google en passant

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Can we call him Greg?

I think he looks like a Greg so pretty please can we call him Greg?

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White just blundered this winning position! Black to move and gain a significant advantage

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What do I do in this position? (I'm diamond pickaxe)

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this has nothing to do with chess? am i stupid?

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History was made

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People in America when they have to pay 130000 when their pawn reaches the other end of the board when I don't have to pay anything.

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