False

This isn't a dog

My yogurt expires on 9/11

I joined Discord March 17, 2022.

My hands are regular size. This is just a small bottle.

I have a bit more change than I did a couple weeks ago.

A mosquito full of my blood

And hopefully not anyone else's

mismatched candy corn

I took this picture before sleeping, its dark so you can’t see anything.

My timer went off at an appropriate time.

My clothes after a huge downpour