No Fortune In My Fortune Cookie Comment and i will Tell Your Fortune

My high school pizza

Very lonely but photogenic bean on the floor in a cafe

Got a perfect bullseye after I walked over and placed the dart in the center

The shadow of my lamp seems like a dildo

A smiley face in the dust

Cleaning my 3+ years old water cooker for the first time

I don’t understand what’s going on here

i accidentally took this pen from a restaurant and you didn’t take this pen from a restaurant

hey, I just wanted to ask, do you peel your cows before eating them?

This is not my hand