The amount of smoke made when making burgers and what my neighbours do….

I make a homemade burger using 2 parts ground beef, 1 part ground pork, an egg, spices, and a 1” off a stick of butter melted into the mix. When you cook it, the butter drips down making a ton of smoke. What makes it infuriating is the neighbours asking for food. Like no, are you some sort of Loch Ness monster after my burgers? Get your burgers or tree fiddy yourself!

The blue light in my lights died so now it won’t show some colors

“am” in place of “I’m”

What’s mildly infuriating is that I see this from American born and raised friends/acquaintances/strangers with English only speaking parents. Write know am wildly infuriated!

For seemingly no reason at all, my school changed the block lengths from 80 minutes to 79 this year

Basement apartment. There's a drain right outside the front door to keep the inside from flooding and the drain wasn't draining. Now the living room is wet. There's also about an inch of water outside the door so I can't leave without risk of letting more water in

I fucking hate google

Why the hell cant i use my phone number?? I also tried my moms number too and it said that its been used too many times. She doesnt even have a fucking google account wtf. Also my number is real before you ask about it. What can i do to bypass this?

And the pink ones are my favorite

So my rainbow nerds are the wrong colors and there are no pink ones in the box which are my favorite flavor and I’m not a huge fan of either the blue or white ones :/

Saw this while driving today. Just why.

Imagine eating a “chocolate” and finding this

Stepped on a needle last night. Took me a while to realize half the needle snapped inside my toe, almost reaching my bone. Spent a couple ours in the ER instead of enjoying my last Saturday before school starts.

Brand new box of crayons from target…