My Link looks like he's into some weird stuff

I was able to understand the first four

NSFW for language. Idk

Don't get the third turd

Don't get why the topological shape of Turd 3, nor why or how a person can poop thrice in the morning. Halp

Is it loss? Every time i think it is, it isn't. Every time I forget loss it is.

How do getting mugged relate to period?

My mom sent this and I'm lost

Never understood this. Why did Mack get famous?

What the f is going on?

First time visiting this brewery and they have a weird system in the bathroom. Can someone explain?

Is this a joke about how dogs like begging?

I don't know if this is a political thing or just cause dogs like begging and eating stuff off the floor. Am I missing something?

Found this on r/antimeme and I didn't understand. Help?