Holy even more coincidence

Guys what do I do in this position, I'm playing Atomic variant on Lichess btw

Holy octuple coincidence

Help! The Females banned me from making a legal move

rook mode

Chess piece spotted IRL

Holy octuple coincidence

What do I do in this position (I am purple among us)

Holy Septuple Coincidence

Holy Septuple coincidence

After we called that pawn Greg, can we call that king Paul, in honor of my father? He’s not dead, I just really like him.

Thank you, that will be my gift for his birthday.